Blogger sucked into wedding wormhole
Your WeatherBlogger, who has been circling the event horizon for days, has finally been pulled into the Wedding Wormhole. Scientists, citing Alfred Einstein's Especially General Theory of 
Relatives, say no information can pass into or out of the event horizon.
Theorists say the blogger can be expected to be eclipsed by the glare of his daughter's happiness, emerging again on the other side no sooner than July 2. Unfortunately, his wallet will be crushed into an infinitely small singularity with zero mass.
Watch this space for further developments.
Comments
Unlike results based on the theorys of Stephen Hawking who delved extensively into black holes, you will emerge from the other side of the worm hole intact. In the experiences of others who have traversed that bit of space, your wallet will eventually regain it's full mass. One side effect is that usually your affections will be somewhat sidetracked or swayed by the offspring of your offspring. Interesting stuff, but it usually follows the same galactic pattern ad infinitum.
Posted by: Pasadena Roy | June 27, 2008 8:18 AM