This storm is of little or no consequence to anyone who doesn't ply the Atlantic in ships or breathe with gills. But Hurricane Epsilon - perhaps the final tropical storm of the still-undead 2005 Atlantic season - continues to perplex forecasters, who have been predicting its imminent weakening and disappearance for nearly a week.
Yet Epsilon, the unprecedented 26th named storm and 14th hurricane of the season, is still steering corkscrews around the mid-Atlantic Ocean, still at minimal hurricane strength. And it continues to exasperate the folks at the National Hurricane Center in Miami, who say the ocean water is too cold for this to be happening. The season ended a week ago. Now 5 days at hurricane strength, it is the longest-lived December hurricane on record, according to Weather Underground. The record - 4 days - had stood since 1887.
Here is the latest advisory. Here is the irrelevant forecast track. And here is the view from space. (Storm's in the upper left-center, but disappearing with darkness over the ocean.)
Epsilon was born and named as a tropical storm on Nov. 29. Here is a partial chronology of Epsilon statements from the hurricane center. It's pretty funny. All times are Atlantic Standard Time:
Dec. 1: 11 p.m.: (Tropical Storm) EPSILON MOVING NORTHEASTWARD AND SLOWLY WEAKENING
Dec. 2, 11 a.m.: EPSILON BECOMES YET ANOTHER HURRICANE IN THE RECORD BREAKING
2005 ATLANTIC HURRICANE SEASON...BUT GRADUAL WEAKENING IS FORECAST TO BEGIN LATER TONIGHT OR ON SATURDAY.
Dec. 2, 5 a.m.: EPSILON MAINTAINS HURRICANE STATUS OVER THE COOL WATERS OF
THE CENTRAL ATLANTIC...BUT GRADUAL WEAKENING IS FORECAST TO BEGIN ON SATURDAY.
Dec. 3, 11 p.m. (Saturday):...EPSILON STILL A HURRICANE BUT EXPECTED TO WEAKEN...
Dec. 4, 5 a.m.: ...EPSILON WEAKENS TO A TROPICAL STORM...ADDITIONAL WEAKENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
Dec. 4, 11 a.m.: ...EPSILON REGAINS HURRICANE STRENGTH...BUT FORECAST TO WEAKEN...
Dec. 4, 11 p.m.: ...EPSILON STILL A HURRICANE...
Dec. 5, 11 a.m.: ...HURRICANE EPSILON REFUSES TO WEAKEN...FUTURE INTENSITY
UNCERTAIN...
Dec. 6, 11 a.m.: ...EPSILON BARELY HOLDING ON TO HURRICANE STRENGTH...
Dec. 6, 5 p.m.: ...EPSILON HANGS ON AS A HURRICANE ... SOME GRADUAL WEAKENING IS FORECAST DURING THE NEXT 24 HOURS.
Dec. 6, 11 p.m.: ...EPSILON MAINTAINING STRENGTH AS IT CONTINUES SOUTHWESTWARD...BUT A RAPID WEAKENING TREND IS LIKELY TO COMMENCE BY THIS TIME TOMORROW.
Dec. 7, 5 p.m.: ...EPSILON REMAINS A MINIMAL HURRICANE WITH WEAKENING EXPECTED EARLY THURSDAY INTO FRIDAY...
Go Epsilon!
Epilog: Dec. 8: 11 a.m.: Epsilon has finally expired, becoming one with a cold front. Here is the final advisory headline from the National Hurricane Center:
...EPSILON WEAKENING RAPIDLY...THIS IS THE LAST ADVISORY...
...IT IS ABOUT TIME...